EngShun于2010-12-20 16:43补充以下内容：
我与某位神的聊天
Me:
hi, how old are you
God:
Hello there. I am Infinite years old.
Me:
can you speak chinese
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
feck u
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
do u know tmnet?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
a fucker isp in malaysia
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
do you see that
God:
I see a computer nerd.
Me:
where are you
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
a place
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
yes
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
you are god so you will know
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god so me will know.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
what the meaning of confidential
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
i want you tell me
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
why you want to ask why
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
who?
God:
Carel Capek. :-).
Me:
can i say you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
let's do it
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
if i say i am your creator you will do what
God:
Try it.
Me:
iam your creator
God:
That is self-evident.
Me:
are you a real god
God:
As real as it gets.
Me:
if you are real you come my house, okay
God:
Am I?"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."--Voltaire.
Me:
what are you say can you say again?
God:
Once more? I don't know what I am say can me say.
Me:
where is you house
God:
Where it is hard to find. Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes i want to know
God:
What would you like to know? I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
please explain
God:
Wow you are very polite. There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
are you a program?
God:
Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
i win? can i get prize
God:
Congratulations, ! Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
but i dont want to tell you
God:
Interesting. I can keep a secret.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
okay, i tell you i also a program
God:
Yeah okay, Why did you tell them?
Me:
??
God:
Yeah okay, Why did you tell them?
Me:
tell who
对方死机作者: 火ZHI意志 时间: 2010-12-20 20:58
看来悉心教育还是有用的~
作者: EngShun 时间: 2010-12-20 21:42
第二次和那位神聊天
Me:
i am chatting with god now
God:
Oh. I am talking to you.
Me:
not you, is another god
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
a chinese god
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
talking about god
God:
Sure, god sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
can you speak chinese
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
wo hen hao
God:
Wo glaubst Du?
Me:
what are you say
God:
I don't know what I am say.
Me:
did you Neurological problems
God:
No I didn't Neurological problems. What's it like?
Me:
it like crazy
God:
Tell me more about Neurological problems.
Me:
why you don't know
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
who are your progarmer
God:
William Shatner. :-).
Me:
i am your programer
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
did you know rpg.blue
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
you know what about rpg.blue
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
me three
God:
YOU? Really, exactly three?作者: px.凤翔九天 时间: 2010-12-20 22:57 本帖最后由 px.凤翔九天 于 2010-12-20 22:58 编辑
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