“你们觉得开死人玩笑很好玩么!iDon't!”
“回头想想,我干自杀炸弹袭击这行还真是挺失败的”
“稻草人没有脑子,铁皮人没有心,狮子则没有胆量。于是桃乐丝终究是个处。”
“Reports are coming in that doctors tried reviving Steve Jobs but it turns out the defibrillator required flash.”
“What's the difference between cancer and a black man? Cancer gets Jobs.”
“这将是我们迄今最薄、最轻的一口棺材”
“Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this.”作者: 黑鏻 时间: 2011-10-16 16:31